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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Quotations from Famous People - 178

Katharine Hepburn

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.


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Samuel Butler

Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.


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Sally Koch

Great opportunities to help others seldom come, but small ones surround us every day.


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Benjamin Franklin, Historical Review of Pennsylvania, 1759

They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.


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John Paul Jones

I have not yet begun to fight


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William Dement

Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.


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Benjamin Disraeli

No government can be long secure without formidable opposition.


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Marcus Tullius Cicero

The spirit is the true self.


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Phocylides

Give no decision till both sides thou'st heard.


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Henry Van Dyke

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, and to work, and to play and to look up at the stars.


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Homer, The Iliad

There is a strength in the union even of very sorry men.


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Ignazio Silone, The God That Failed (1950)

Liberty is the possibility of doubting, the possibility of making a mistake, the possibility of searching and experimenting, the possibility of saying No to any authority--literary, artistic, philosophic, religious, social and even political.



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