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Humorous Quotations from Famous People - 135
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Charlie Kaufman, Adaptation
We are what we love, not what loves us.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
What omniscience has music! So absolutely impersonal, yet every sufferer feels his secret sorrow soothed.
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Don Marquis
Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.
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Marcus Tullius Cicero
Natural ability without education has more often raised a man to glory and virtue than education without natural ability.
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Chief Joseph, on his surrender to Gen. Howard, October 5, 1877
Hear me, my chiefs! I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun now stands, I will fight no more forever.
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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.
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Holbrook Jackson
Beware of your habits. The better they are the more surely they will be your undoing.
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Jonathan Swift
It is in men as in soils where sometimes there is a vein of gold which the owner knows not of.
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William Hazlitt
Perhaps the best cure for the fear of death is to reflect that life has a beginning as well as an end. There was time when we were not this gives us no concern -- why then should it trouble us that a time will come when we shall cease to be
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Will Rogers
Politics is applesauce.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
The first and last thing required of genius is the love of truth.
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Andrew A. Rooney
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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