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Humour Quotations from Famous People - 134
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Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and discipline.
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Titus Livius
The populace is like the sea motionless in itself, but stirred by every wind, even the lightest breeze.
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John Viscount Morley
Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat.
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Marcel Marceau
Never get a mime talking. He won't stop.
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Voltaire
I disapprove of what you say, but will defend to the death your right to say it.
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Conan Doyle
Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius.
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Paul Fix
The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
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John Milton
None can love freedom heartily but good men the rest love not freedom, but license.
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George Gissing
It is the mind which creates the world about us, and even though we stand side by side in the same meadow, my eyes will never see what is beheld by yours, my heart will never stir to the emotions with which yours is touched.
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Abbie Hoffman
Stay away from needle drugs. Richard Nixon is the only dope worth shooting.
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Martin Luther
Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree.
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Logan Pearsall Smith
To fear death, my friends, is only to think ourselves wise, without being wise for it is to think that we know what we do not know. For anything that men can tell, death may be the greatest good that can happen to them but they fear it as if they knew quite well that it was the greatest of evils. And what is this but that shameful ignorance of thinking that we know what we do not know
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