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Silly Quotations from Famous People - 132
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Ezra Loomis Pound
There is no reason why the same man should like the same book at 18 and at 48.
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Euripides
The man who knows when not to act is wise. To my mind, bravery is forethought.
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D. H. Lawrence
For whereas the mind works in possibilities, the intuitions work in actualities, and what you intuitively desire, that is possible to you. Whereas what you mentally or consciously desire is nine times out of ten impossible; hitch your wagon to star, or you will just stay where you are.
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Rainer Maria Rilke
For one human being to love another; that is perhaps the most difficult of all our tasks, the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
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Henri De Regnier
It is well to write love letters. There are certain things for which it is not easy to ask your mistress face to face, like money for instance.
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Ellis Peters
Nothing is more pleasing and engaging than the sense of having conferred benefits. Not even the gratification of receiving them.
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Walt Kelly
We have met the enemy and it is us.
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J Danforth Quayle
We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world.
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Robert Benchley
An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens.
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Michael Masukawa
Ignorance, apathy, and lethargy cause the most problems in our world. People don't know what's going on, they don't care, and they're too lazy to find out.
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Exodus 2320 Bible
See, I am sending an angel ahead of you to guard you along the way...
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Jules Renard
I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
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