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Funny Quotations from Famous People - 131
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Heinrich Heine
Human misery is too great for men to do without faith.
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Richard Bach
Every person, all the events of your life are drawn there because you have them there. What you choose to do with them is up to you.
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Felix G. Rohatyn
What is desperately needed ... is the skepticism and the sense of history that a liberal arts education provides.
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Mother Theresa
We need to find God, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness. God is the friend of silence. See how nature--trees, flowers, grass--grows in silence see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence...we need silence to be able to touch souls.
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Hamlet II:ii
To be honest, as this world goes, is to be one man picked out of ten thousand.
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George Burns
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
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Mexican Proverb
Conversation is food for the soul.
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Alighieri Dante
The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crises maintain their neutrality.
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Cyril Connolly
Hate is the consequence of fear we fear something before we hate it a child who fears noises becomes a man who hates noise.
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Harold Rosenberg
No degree of dullness can safeguard a work against the determination of critics to find it fascinating.
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Douglas Adams
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
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Franklin P. Adams
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.
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