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Crazy Quotations from Famous People - 143
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Doug Larson
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
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Søren Kierkegaard, Asluttende uvidenskabeligt Efterskrift
Alas! While the speculative honourable professor explains the entire existence has he in distraction forgotten his own name, that he is a man, purely and simply a man, not a fantastic 38 of a paragraph.
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Edward Irving Koch
I'm not the type to get ulcers. I give them.
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Dick Solomon, 3rd Rock From the Sun
On this planet, there are people with talents and people with flaws. The smart ones learn to use their talents, but the happy ones learn to accept their flaws.
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Jessica Dubroff
This started off as a father-daughter adventure, and it's gotten wonderfully out of hand...I'm going to fly till I die.
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Aldous Huxley
Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
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Frederick Buechner
In his holy flirtation with the world, God occasionally drops a handkerchief. These handkerchiefs are called saints.
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Jeffery F. Chamberlain
In a country as big as the United States, you can find fifty examples of anything.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
The god of the cannibals will be a cannibal, of the crusaders a crusader, and of the merchants a merchant.
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Voltaire
Love truth, and pardon error.
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Samuel Butler
To do great work a man must be very idle as well as very industrious.
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Albert Einstein
Of what significance is one's one existence, one is basically unaware. What does a fish know about the water in which he swims all his life The bitter and the sweet come from outside. The hard from within, from one's own efforts. For the most part I do what my own nature drives me to do. It is embarrassing to earn such respect and love for it.
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