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David Dean Rusk
The United States is not just an old cow that gives more milk the more it's kicked in the flanks.
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Jimmy Cannon
England produces the best fat actors.
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Seneca
It is a denial of justice not to stretch out a helping hand to the fallen that is the common right of humanity.
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Ann Landers
Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
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Harry S Truman
If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
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Carl Jung
The pendulum of the mind alternates between sense and nonsense, not between right and wrong.
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Brothers Karamazov, Pt 1, Bk i, Ch 6
If you were to destroy in mankind the belief in immortality, not only love but every living force maintaining the life of the world would at once be dried up. Moreover, nothing then would be immoral, everything would be permissible, even cannibalism.
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Franklin D. Roosevelt
We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future.
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Emily Elizabeth Dickinson
Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed.
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Tor Nørretranders, Mærk Verden (English title not known)
Religion is far too important a thing for atheists to leave to the religious.
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W. Somerset Maugham
It is salutary to train oneself to be no more affected by censure than by praise.
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Mahatma Gandhi
Hate the sin, love the sinner.
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