Alexander Hamilton Stephens

The real object of those who resorted to Secession, as well as those who sustained it, was not to overthrow the Government of the United States but to perpetuate the principles upon which it was founded. The object in quitting the Union was not to destroy, but to save the principles of the Constitution.

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Oliver L. North

I thought using the Ayatollah's money to support the Nicaraguan resistance ... was a neat idea.

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Madeline Bridges, O Magazine, December 2003

Then give to the world the best you have. And the best will come back to you.

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Ralph Kiner

The Mets have gotten their leadoff batter on only once this inning.

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Fred Hufnagel, Sr.

Be nice to everyone on your way to the top because you pass them all on the way down.

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Dale Carnegie

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do.

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Robert Frost

An idea is a feat of association.

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Robert Henri

Why do we love the sea It is because it has some potent power to make us think things we like to think.

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Sir Winston Churchill

The power of man has grown in every sphere, except over himself.

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Edgar Allan Poe

Sleep, those little slices of death; Oh how I loathe them.

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Tim Burton, Burton On Burton

I was very strange back then. I could see I had problems. I would sit in a closet a lot of the time and not come out, or I would sit up on top of my desk, or under my desk, or do weird things like get my wisdom teeth out and bleed all over the hallways.

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