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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funniest Quotations from Famous People - 129

Barbara Mikkelson

Authenticity matters little, though our willingness to accept legends depends far more upon their expression of concepts we want to believe than upon their plausibility.


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Andr Gide

Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore.


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Charles De Gaulle

How can anyone govern a nation that has 246 different kinds of cheese


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Saint Augustine

Hear the other side.


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Henry David Thoreau

In the long run you only hit what you aim at. Therefore, though you should fail immediately, you had better aim at something high.


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Edgar Watson Howe

The sounder your argument, the more satisfaction you get out of it.


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Adelle Davis

As I see it, every day you do one of two things build health or produce disease in yourself.


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Igor Stravinsky

What force is more potent than love?


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Doctor Who

It may be irrational of me, but human beings are quite my favorite species.


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Robert Frost

Whose woods these are I think I know. His house is in the village though He will not see me stopping here To watch his woods fill up with snow.


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James 2:10

For whoever keeps the whole law but fails in one point has become guilty of all of it.


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Oliver Wendell Holmes

A moment's insight is sometimes worth a life's experience.



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