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Clever Quotations from Famous People - 128
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Elbert Hubbard
Men are rich only as they give. He who gives great service gets great rewards.
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt
More than an end to war, we want an end to the beginnings of all wars.
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George Bernard Shaw
Life is a disease; and the only diference between one another is the stage of the disease at which he lives.
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Charles De Gaulle
How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese
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John Andrew Holmes
The universe is not hostile, nor yet is it unfriendly. It is simply indifferent.
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Sacha Guitry
The little I know, I owe to my ignorance.
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George Crabbe
Deceivers are the most dangerous members of society. They trifle with the best affections of our nature, and violate the most sacred obligations.
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Oscar Wilde
Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality.
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Francois de La Rochefoucauld
We always like those who admire us; we do not always like those whom we admire.
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Martin Cruz Smith on being asked how he liked the movie version of his novel Gorky Park.
It was like passing the scene of a highway accident and being relieved to learn that nobody had been seriously injured.
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Claude Bernard
Man can learn nothing unless he proceeds from the known to the unknown.
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Marshall Ganz
Young people have an almost biological destiny to be hopeful.
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