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Funny Quotations from Famous People - 151
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Charles Kuralt
It does no harm just once in a while to acknowledge that the whole country isn't in flames, that there are people in the country besides politicians, entertainers, and criminals.
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La Rochefoucauld
A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and the one which we take the least thought to acquire.
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Pirates of the Caribbean The Curse of the Black Pearl
Jack You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before
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Hannah More, 1775
Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it.
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Lucius Annaeus Seneca
It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare it is because we do not dare that they are difficult.
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Elizabeth Janeway
Power is the ability not to have to please.
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Elsa Barker
The solving of almost every crime mystery depends on something which seems, at the first glance, to bear no relation whatever to the original crime.
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Albert Einstein
When I examine myself and my methods of thought, I come to the conclusion that the gift of fantasy has meant more to me than any talent for abstract, positive thinking.
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Airplane
Little Girl No thanks, I take it black, like my men.
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Dean Inge
Anxiety is interest paid on trouble before it is due.
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Carrie P. Snow
Science is the refusal to believe on the basis of hope.
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Jefferson Davis
All we ask is to be let alone.
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