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Silly Quotations from Famous People - 162
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B. J. Gupta
Man talking confidently about God is like a toy talking confidently about man.
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Buddha, Last words before his death
All created things are impermanent. Strive on with diligence.
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Paul Louis Courier
The surest way to get rid of a bore is to lend money to him.
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David Ben-Gurion
In Israel, in order to be a realist you must believe in miracles.
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Unknown
There comes a time when summer asks what you have been doing all winter.
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William Cowper
O Winter ruler of the inverted year, . . . I crown thee king of intimate delights, Fireside enjoyments, home-born happiness, And all the comforts that the lowly roof Of undisturb'd Retirement, and the hours Of long uninterrupted evening, know.
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John Wesley
Make all you can, save all you can, give all you can.
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Epictetus
Were I a nightingale, I would act the part of a nightingale were I a swan, the part of a swan.
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Ogden Nash
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
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Moralia
Do not fight verbosity with words: speech is given to all, intelligence to few.
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George Sewell
Fear is the tax that conscience pays to guilt.
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Stanislaw J. Lec, "Unkempt Thoughts"
All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often.
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