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Sarcastic Quotations from Famous People - 166
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Margaret Thatcher
Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy.
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Groucho Marx
Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Oscar Fingall O\'Flahertie Wills Wilde
Agitators are a set of interfering, meddling people, who come down to some perfectly contented class of the community and sow the seeds of discontent amongst them. That is the reason why agitators are so absolutely necessary. Without them, in our incomplete state, there would be no advance towards civilisation.
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William A. Orton
If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot of rubbish into it.
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Barbara Garrison
Fear grows out of the things we think it lives in our minds. Compassion grows out of the things we are, and lives in our hearts.
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Mary Kay Ash
A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
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Homer, The Odyssey
So it is that the gods do not give all men gifts of grace - neither good looks nor intelligence nor eloquence.
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Alan Saporta
The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it.
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Marquis de la Grange
When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.
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Unknown
Where you find true friendship, You find true love.
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Abraham Lincoln
Upon the subject of education, not presuming to dictate any plan or system respecting it, I can only say that I view it as the most important subject which we as a people may be engaged in. That everyone may receive at least a moderate education appears to be an objective of vital importance.
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Hiram Warren Johnson, (1917)
The first casualty when war comes is truth.
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