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Amusing Quotations from Famous People - 177
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Thomas Jefferson
Never trouble another for what you can do for yourself.
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Thomas Barron
The Creator gave man two ears and one mouth;there is a reason why He did so.
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Terence
Their silence is sufficient praise.
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Thucydides
The secret of Happiness is Freedom, and the secret of Freedom, Courage.
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Herodotus, Inscription, New York City Post Office, adapted from Herodotus
Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.
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Theodor Herzl
The body is a marvelous machine...a chemical laboratory, a power-house. Every movement, voluntary or involuntary, full of secrets and marvels!
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Franklin P. Adams
To err is human; to forgive, infrequent.
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Marya Mannes
It is not enough to show people how to live better there is a mandate for any group with enormous powers of communication to show people how to be better.
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Andr Gide
Everything has been said before, but since nobody listens we have to keep going back and beginning all over again.
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Russell Baker
The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.
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I Ching
The Creative knows the great beginnings. The Receptive completes the finished things.
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Saint Francis de Sales
There was never an angry man that thought his anger unjust.
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