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Amusing Quotations from Famous People - 157
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Dale Carnegie
You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.
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David McCullough
Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love.
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Ella Wheeler Wilcox, O Magazine, February 2004
All love that has not friendship for its base, is like a mansion built upon sand.
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C. C. Colton
Falsehood is never so successful as when she baits her hook with truth, and no opinions so fatally mislead us, as those that are not wholly wrong; as no watches so effectually deceive the wearer as those that are sometimes right.
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Dominique de Menil
What should move us to action is human dignity: the inalienable dignity of the oppressed, but also the dignity of each of us. We lose dignity if we tolerate the intolerable.
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Abraham Lincoln
I have been driven many times to my knees by the overwhelming conviction that I had nowhere else to go. My own wisdom, and that of all about me seemed insufficient for the day.
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Sam Rayburn
No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut.
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Benjamin Franklin
Life's Tragedy is that we get old to soon and wise too late.
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Ayn Rand
The spread of evil is the symptom of a vacuum. whenever evil wins, it is only by default by the moral failure of those who evade the fact that there can be no compromise on basic principles.
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Robert J. Shiller
The ability to focus attention on important things is a defining characteristic of intelligence.
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Alcuin
The voice of the people is the voice of God.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
If I ever become a mummy, I'm going to have it so when somebody opens my lid, a boxing glove on a spring shoots out.
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