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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Quotations from Famous People - 183

Ellen Glasgow

No idea is so antiquated that it was not once modern; no idea is so modern that it will not someday be antiquated.


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Gertrude Stein, The Geographical History of America (1936)

In the United States there is more space where nobody is than where anybody is. That is what makes America what it is.


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Eric Hoffer

It is a sign of a creeping inner death when we no longer can praise the living.


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Robert Zend

There are too many people, and too few human beings.


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Margaret Mead

Our first and most pressing problem is how to do away with warfare as a method of solving conflicts between national groups within a society who have different views about how the society is to run.


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Edward R. Nida

How you lose or keep your hair depends on how wisely you choose your parents.


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Christina Baldwin

Change is the constant, the signal for rebirth, the egg of the phoenix.


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Bernice Fitz-Gibbon

Creativity often consists of merely turning up what is already there. Did you know that right and left shoes were thought up only a little more than a century ago


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Josiah Quincy

When you have a number of disagreeable duties to perform, always do the most disagreeable first.


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Mark Twain

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.


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Thomas Tusser

Make hunger thy sauce, as a medicine for health.


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John Locke

Where all is but dream, reasoning and arguments are of no use, truth and knowledge nothing.



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