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Oliver Wendell Holmes
Man has his will - but woman has her way.
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Arthur C. Clarke
Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories.
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George Bernhard Shaw
English is the easiest language to speak badly.
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Ennius
The idle mind knows not what it wants.
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Franklin D. Roosevelt, Address to Congress, Dec. 8, 1941
Yesterday, December 7, 1941 - a date which will live on in infamy - the United States of America was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan.
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William Ashley
Better limp all the way to heaven than not get there at all.
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U. Peter
Today, if you are not confused, you are just not thinking clearly.
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Woody Allen
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
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Nora Ephron
If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters.
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Andrew Schneider
Marriage. It's like a cultural hand-rail. It links folks to the past and guides them to the future.
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Johann von Goethe
Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are capable of being.
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Bosnian Proverb
Who lies for you will lie against you.
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