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Joseph Conrad
The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary men alone are quite capable of every wickedness.
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Sir Winston Churchill
I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
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Joe E. Louis
I play in the low 80's. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
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A. E. Housman
Who made the world I cannot tell 'Tis made, and here am I in hell. My hand, though now my knuckles bleed, I never soiled with such a deed.
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Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill
The substance of the eminent Socialist gentleman's speech is that making a profit is a sin, but it is my belief that the real sin is taking a loss.
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H. L. Wayland
Show us a man who never makes a mistake and we will show you a man who never makes anything. The capacity for occasional blundering is inseparable from the capacity to bring things to pass. The only men who are past the danger of making mistakes are the men who sleep at Greenwood.
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Euripides
Who dares not speak his free thoughts is a slave.
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Alan Alexander Milne
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus 1 day, so I never have to go through a day without you.
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Charles Horton Cooley
We are born to action and whatever is capable of suggesting and guiding action has power over us from the first.
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Aristotle
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
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Demosthenes
All speech is vain and empty unless it be accompanied by action.
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Wayne W Dyer
When you live on a round planet, there's no choosing sides.
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