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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

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Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

In music the passions enjoy themselves.


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Richard Dawkins

Nature is not cruel, pitilessly, indifferent. This is one of the hardest lessons for humans to learn. We cannot admit that things might be neither good nor evil, neither cruel nor kind, but simply callous -- indifferent to all suffering, lacking all purpose.


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Jose Ortega y Gasset

Life is a series of collisions with the future it is not the sum of what we have been, but what we yearn to be.


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Ernest Dimnet

Americans cannot realize how many chances for mental improvement they lose by their inveterate habit of keeping six conversations when there are twelve in the room.


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Charles Robert Darwin

I have called this principle, by which each slight variation, if useful, is preserved, by the term of Natural Selection.


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Oscar Wilde

The advantage of the emotions is that they lead us astray, and the advantage of science is that it is not emotional.


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Paulo Coelho, The Pilgrimage

Time does not always pass at the same speed. We are the ones who determine that speed.


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Theodore Hesburgh

My basic principle is that you don't make decisions because they are easy you don't make them because they are cheap you don't make them because they're popular you make them because *they're right*.


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Michel de Montaigne

Fashion is the science of appearances, and it inspires one with the desire to seem rather than to be.


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Friedrich Nietzsche

Who is better, they who promote truth over happiness, or happiness over truth?


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Henry Louis Mencken

For every problem there is a solution which is simple, clean and wrong.


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John Henry Cardinal Newman

In this world no one rules by love; if you are but amiable, you are no hero; to be powerful, you must be strong, and to have dominion you must have a genius for organizing.



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