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Quintilian
Our minds are like our stomachs; they are whetted by the change of their food, and variety supplies both with fresh appetites.
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Robert Ingersoll
Give to every other human being every right that you claim for yourself.
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Dwight D. Eisenhower, Inaugural Address, January 20, 1953
A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.
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Buddha
There are only two mistakes one can make along the road to truth; not going all the way, and not starting.
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Joe Moore
The people to fear are not those who disagree with you, but those who disagree with you and are too cowardly to let you know.
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Shirley MacLaine
The more I traveled the more I realized that fear makes strangers of people who should be friends.
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Ayn Rand
When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.
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William J. Clinton
I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.
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Alexander Popov
I don't dream about actors and actresses They dream about me. I am reality, they are not.
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Arthur Schopenhauer
We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people.
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Sir Arthur Keith
The course of human history is determined, not by what happens in the skies, but what takes place in our hearts.
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Elbert Hubbard
Life in abundance comes only through great love.
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