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Dag Hammarskjld
You are... the lens in the beam. You can only receive, give, and possess the light as the lens does.
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Erich Sauer
The direction of a man's thought is always the decisive factor in his personality. His whole outer life will be determined by the inward inclination of his mind.
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Oscar Levant
So little time, so little to do.
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Zora Neale Hurston
Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not impress the neighbors as being very much.
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Benjamin Franklin
They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
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Joseph Addison
I think I may define taste to be that faculty of the soul which discerns the beauties of an author with pleasure, and the imperfections with dislike.
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Herbert V. Prochnow
A great many people mistake opinions for thoughts.
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George Orwell
In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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Robert Ingersoll
The true civilization is where every man gives to every other every right that he claims for himself.
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Soren Kierkegaard
If a man cannot forget, he will never amount to much.
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Allison Ling
Bluntness is a virtue.
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Gustave Flaubert, "Madame Bovary", ch. 12
...exaggerated turns of speech conceal mediocre affections: as if the fulness of the soul might not sometimes overflow in the emptiest of metaphors, since no one, ever, can give the exact measurements of his needs, nor of his conceptions, nor of his sufferings, and the human word is like a cracked cauldron upon which we beat out melodies fit for making bears dance when we are trying to move the stars to pity.
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