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William Shakespeare
When sorrows come, they come not single spies, But in battalions.
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Robert Byrne
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life.
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Mark Twain
At the beginning of a great national change, the patriot is a scarce man: scorned, ridiculed and forgotten. When his cause succeeds, however, all men will join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.
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Woody Allen
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
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Lois McMaster Bujold, "Barrayar", 1991
My home is not a place, it is people.
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Ghandi
Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
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Bruce Lee
Art requires imagination. It requires Creativity. Creativity requires experience and experience comes from your life. And your life is expressed in your art.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
What else is love but understanding and rejoicing in the fact that another person lives, acts, and experiences otherwise than we do…?
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Fran Lebowitz
The controversial overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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Henry Ford
When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it.
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Franois de Salignac de la Mothe Fenelon
All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers ... Each one owes infinitely more to the human race than to the particular country in which he was born.
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Quintus Fabius Maximus
To be turned from one's course by men's opinions, by blame, and by misrepresentation shows a man unfit to hold an office.
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