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Nicholai Velimirovic
Be humble, for the worst thing in the world is of the same stuff as you; be confident, for the stars are of the same stuff as you.
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Thomas Alva Edison
Hell, there are no rules here-- we're trying to accomplish something.
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Unknown
The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
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Winston Churchill
The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
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Herodotus, The Histories of Herodotus
Haste in every business brings failures.
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Henri-Frédéric Amiel
The man who insists on seeing with perfect clearness before he decides, never decides.
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Ayn Rand, The Romantic Manifesto
Art is the indespensible medium for the communication of a moral idea.
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William Faulkner
The aim of every artist is to arrest motion, which is life, by artificial means and hold it fixed so that a hundred years later, when a stranger looks at it, it moves again since it is life.
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Steven Wright
It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
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Feodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky
If you wish to glimpse inside a human soul and get to know a man, don't bother analyzing his ways of being silent, of talking, of weeping, of seeing how much he is moved by noble ideas you will get better results if you just watch him laugh. If he laughs well, he's a good man.
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John F. Kennedy
Liberty without learning is always in peril; learning without liberty is always in vain.
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James A. LaFond-Lewis
The fearless are merely fearless. People who act in spite of their fear are truly brave.
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