Mary Pickford

When you make a mistake, don't look back at it long. Take the reason of the thing into your mind, and then look forward. Mistakes are lessons of wisdom. The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power.

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Thomas Jefferson

When a man has cast his longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct.

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Oscar Homolka

To really enjoy the better things in life, one must have first experienced the things they are better than.

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Abraham Lincoln

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.

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Don Marquis

The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.

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Alexander Pope

Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.

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Sinclair Lewis

Intellectually, I know that America is no better than any other country; emotionally I know she is better than every other country.

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Leonardo DaVinci

Once you have flown, you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward for there you have been, there you long to return.

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Albert Camus, La Chute (The Fall),1956

You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.

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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

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Stephen Spender

I think of those who were truly great. The names of those who in their lives fought for life, Who wore at their hearts the fire's center.

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Walt Kelly, "Pogo" (comic strip)

We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities.

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