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Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill
Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.
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Henry Ward Beecher
Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore
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James D. Bryden
Love does not die easily. It is a living thing. It thrives in the face of all of life's hazards, save one -- neglect.
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Seneca, Moral Letters to Lucilius, 64 A.D.
Nothing is as certain as that the vices of leisure are gotten rid of by being busy.
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Russian Proverb
A man is judged by his deeds, not by his words.
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Theodore Harold White
The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a thing and to watch someone else do it wrong, without comment.
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Zig Ziglar
You don't pay the price for success. You enjoy the price for success.
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Aristotle, Metaphysica
The whole is more than the sum of its parts.
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W. C. Fields
A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
Religion is not what you will get after reading all the scriptures of the world. It is not really what is grasped by the grain. It is a heart grasp.
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Norman Brenner
The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
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Haywood Hale Broun
Sports do not build character. They reveal it.
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