Ralph Waldo Emerson

The life of man is the true romance, which when it is valiantly conduced, will yield the imagination a higher joy than any fiction.

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Al Boliska

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight

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Pirates of the Caribbean The Curse of the Black Pearl

Will We're going to steal a ship That ship Jack Commandeer. We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term.

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Oscar Wilde

Science is the record of dead religions.

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Hellen Keller

The most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight, but has no vision.

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Prince Sihanouk in a letter to Time magazine

As an anti-American, I thank you for your rotten article devoted to my person.

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Fernandez de Andrada

For me it is sufficient to have a corner by my hearth, a book and a friend, and a nap undisturbed by creditors or grief.

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George Bernard Shaw

Few people think more than two or three times a year. I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.

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Franklin P. Jones

The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back.

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Jerome P. Fleishman

Most of us, swimming against the tides of trouble the world knows nothing about, need only a bit of praise or encouragement - and we will make the goal.

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Socrates

The greatest way to live with honor in this world is to be what we pretend to be.

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Jack Benny

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.

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