Categories :
 
» Funny Quotes
» Random Shakespeare
» Quotation Generator
 
Quotes On :
 
» Absence

» Acting

» Actors and acting

» Adventure

» Advertising

» Age

» Ageing

» Aggression

» Altruism

» America and Americans

» Anarchy

» Anecdotes

» Animals

» Answers

» Apologies

» Appearance

» Aristocracy

» Bachelors

» More Topics

 
Random Quotes :
 
» Funny Quotes - 1

» Funny Quotes - 2

» Funny Quotes - 3

» Funny Quotes - 4

» Funny Quotes - 5

» Funny Quotes - 6

» Funny Quotes - 7

» Funny Quotes - 8

» Funny Quotes - 9

» Funny Quotes - 10

» Funny Quotes - 11

» Funny Quotes - 12

» Funny Quotes - 13

» Funny Quotes - 14

» Funny Quotes - 15

 
Great Quotes Sites :
 
» Birthday Quotes
» Famous Quotes
» Friendship Quotes
» Funny Quotes
» Inspirational Quotes
» Love Quotes
» Motivational Quotes
» Movie Quotes
» Quote Of The Day
» Quotations Online
» Top Sites
   
Funny-Quotes-Online.com
 

A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Sarcastic Random Quotes - 166

Ralph Waldo Emerson

The life of man is the true romance, which when it is valiantly conduced, will yield the imagination a higher joy than any fiction.


= = = = = = = = = =



Al Boliska

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight


= = = = = = = = = =



Pirates of the Caribbean The Curse of the Black Pearl

Will We're going to steal a ship That ship Jack Commandeer. We're going to commandeer that ship. Nautical term.


= = = = = = = = = =



Oscar Wilde

Science is the record of dead religions.


= = = = = = = = = =



Hellen Keller

The most pathetic person in the world is someone who has sight, but has no vision.


= = = = = = = = = =



Prince Sihanouk in a letter to Time magazine

As an anti-American, I thank you for your rotten article devoted to my person.


= = = = = = = = = =



Fernandez de Andrada

For me it is sufficient to have a corner by my hearth, a book and a friend, and a nap undisturbed by creditors or grief.


= = = = = = = = = =



George Bernard Shaw

Few people think more than two or three times a year. I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.


= = = = = = = = = =



Franklin P. Jones

The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back.


= = = = = = = = = =



Jerome P. Fleishman

Most of us, swimming against the tides of trouble the world knows nothing about, need only a bit of praise or encouragement - and we will make the goal.


= = = = = = = = = =



Socrates

The greatest way to live with honor in this world is to be what we pretend to be.


= = = = = = = = = =



Jack Benny

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.



<-- Previous     |     Next -->

 
<< Now check out our massive collection of funny quotations, sayings, proverbs and maxims. >>

More Funny Quotations

 
Funny-Quotes-Online.com
 
 
 
Interesting :
 

 
Custom Search

 

 
   
 
© Website Design Copyright 2009 by Weird-Websites.info