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Funny Random Quotes - 101
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Marlene Dietrich
Without tenderness, a man is uninteresting.
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Victor Hugo
Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved.
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Eleanor Roosevelt
If someone betrays you once, it’s their fault; if they betray you twice, it’s your fault.
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Thomas Carlyle
Happy are the people whose annals are blank in history books
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Jesse Barfield
I've always tried to do my best on the ball field. I can't do any more than that. I always try to give one hundred percent and if my team loses, I come back and give one hundred percent the next day.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body.
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Frank Lloyd Wright
The physician can bury his mistakes, but the architect can only advise his client to plant vines - so they should go as far as possible from home to build their first buildings.
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Leighton
Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with.
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Sir Walter Raleigh
Better were it to be unborn than to be ill bred.
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Wayne\'s World
Wayne All I have to say about that is asphinctersayswhat. Arcade owner What Wayne Exactly.
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Norman Brenner
The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
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Richard Harris
Probably the most distinctive characteristic of the successful politician is selective cowardice.
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