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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Random Quotes - 93

William Arthur Ward

Wise are those who learn that the bottom line doesn't always have to be their top priority.


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Hans Johst (c. 1939)

When I hear the word culture I reach for my gun.


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Rita Mae Brown

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work.


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Max De Pree

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant.


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Aristophanes, Wasps, 422 B.C.

This is what extremely grieves us, that a man who never fought Should contrive our fees to pilfer, on who for his native land
Never to this day had oar, or lance, or blister in his hand.


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Homer, The Odyssey

Among all men on the earth bards have a share of honor and reverence, because the muse has taught them songs and loves the race of bards.


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C.S. Lewis

We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be.


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Henny Youngman

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.


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Joseph Farrell

The secret of all power is - save your force. If you want high pressure you must choke off waste.


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Ernest Hemingway

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, many are strong at the broken places.


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Theodore Roosevelt

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education.


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Amelia Earhart Putnam

Courage is the price that life extracts for granting peace. The soul that knows it not. knows no release from little things.



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