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Eleanor Roosevelt
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
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Walt Whitman
Now I see the secret of the making of the best persons. It is to grow in the open air and to eat and sleep with the earth.
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James Truslow Adams
Seek out that particular mental attribute which makes you feel most deeply and vitally alive, along with which comes the inner voice which says, 'This is the real me,' and when you have found that attitude, follow it.
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Horace
Life is largely a matter of expectation.
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Herbert W. Boyer, co-founder of Genentech, Inc.
Wonder is what sets us apart from other life forms. No other species wonders about the meaning of existence or the complexity of the universe or themselves.
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E.L. Doctorow
Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia.
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Proverbs 276 Bible
Faithful are the wounds of a friend, but the kisses of an enemy are deceitful.
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Thomas Fuller
Thou ought to be nice, even to superstition, in keeping thy promises, and therefore equally cautious in making them.
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Crow, The
Eric Draven Jesus Christ Stop me if you heard this one Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. He hands the innkeeper three nails, and he asks... Can you put me up for the night
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Sir Edmund Hillary
It is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves.
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Pearl Buck
Order is the shape upon which beauty depends.
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Noel Coward
Let's drink to the spirit of gallantry and courage that made a strange Heaven out of unbelievable Hell, and let's drink to the hope that one day this country of ours, which we love so much, will find dignity and greatness and peace again.
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