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Virginia Woolf
The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
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Buddha
On life's journey faith is nourishment, virtuous deeds are a shelter, wisdom is the light by day and right mindfulness is the protection by night. If a man lives a pure life, nothing can destroy him.
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Corita Kent
Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries.
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Thomas Jefferson
Delay is preferable to error.
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F Scott
It's a great advantage not to drink among hard-drinking people. You can hold your tongue and, moreover, you can time any little irregularity of your own so that everybody else is so blind that they don't see or care.
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Alexander Jablokov "The Place of No Shadows"
The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards
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Olive Schreiner
My feeling is that there is nothing in life but refraining from hurting others, and comforting those who are sad.
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Yogi Berra
Baseball is 90 mental, the other half is physical.
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Hugh Elliott
Just because you love someone doesnt mean you have to be involved with them. Love is not a bandage to cover wounds.
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Jay Leno
You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.
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Abraham Lincoln
Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.
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Ronald Reagan
We seek a constitutional amendment to permit voluntary school prayer. God should never have been expelled from America's classrooms in the first place.
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