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Michel de Montaigne
I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly.
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Carol Botwin
Pick a man for his human qualities, his values, his compatibility with you, rather than what he represents in status, power or good looks.
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Noam Chomsky
Education must provide the opportunities for self-fulfillment it can at best provide a rich and challenging environment for the individual to explore, in his own way.
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Robert Byrne
Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.
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Sophocles
Someone asked Sophocles, How do you feel now about sex Are you able to have a woman He replied, Hush man most gladly indeed am I rid off it all, as though I had escaped from a mad and savage master.
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E.M. Cioran
Music is the refuge of souls ulcerated by happiness.
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Rose Dorothy Franken
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
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T. J. Hoover
Engineering is the professional and systematic application of science to the efficient utilization of natural resources to produce wealth.
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Norman Vincent Peale
Any fact facing us is not as important as our attitude toward it, for that determines our success or failure.
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Professor Edsger Dijkstra
PL 1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set.
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G. Gordon Liddy
Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime.
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Albert Einstein
It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.
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