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Maureen Dowd
The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.
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Fran Lebowitz
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
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Charles Caleb Colton
When you have nothing to say, say nothing.
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Albert Einstein
The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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Esther M. Clark
Give me one friend, just one, who meets The needs of all my varying moods.
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Oprah Winfrey, O Magazine
The whole point of being alive is to evolve into the complete person you were intended to be.
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Carl Jung
An understanding heart is everything in a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our human feeling. The curriculum is so much necessary raw material, but warmth is the vital element for the growing plant and for the soul of the child.
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Chinese Proverb
Never do anything standing that you can do sitting, or anything sitting that you can do lying down.
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Andre Gide
Be faithful to that which exists nowhere but in yourself - and thus make yourself indispensable.
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Samuel Goldwyn
The harder I work, the luckier I get.
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Publius Cornelius Tacitus
Rumor is not always wrong. - from Life of Agricola
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Richard Gordon
In the 20th century, specialisation has become the counterfeit of brilliance.
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