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Y. Yakigawa
My final warning to you is always pay for your own drinks. All the scandals in the world of politics today have their cause in the despicable habit of swallowing free drinks.
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William James
Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they’ve got a second. Give your dreams all you’ve got and you’ll be amazed at the energy that comes out of you!!
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William Ellery Channing
Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.
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Lichty and Wagner
Oh, I don't blame Congress. If I had 600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible, too.
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Alan Alda
It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich.
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Carrie Fisher
You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well.
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Eric Bently
Fashion, which elevates the bad to the level of the good, subsqequently turns its back on bad and good alike.
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Oscar Wilde
My wallpaper and i are fighting a duel to death. One or the other has to go.
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Robert M. Pirsig
You are never dedicated to something you have complete confidence in. No one is fanatically shouting that the sun is going to rise tomorrow. They know it is going to rise tomorrow. When people are fanatically dedicated to political or religious faiths or any other kinds of dogmas or goals, its always because these dogmas or goals are in doubt.
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Unknown
Sometimes the biggest risk you can take is not taking a risk.
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Margaret Mead
Never believe that a few caring people can't change the world. For, indeed, that's all who ever have.
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David Assael
Sometimes it's hard to avoid the happiness of others.
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