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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

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Dr. Robert Schuller

Better to do something imperfectly than to do nothing flawlessly.


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William Butler Yeats

You shall go with me, newly-married bride,And gaze upon a merrier multitude.White-armed Nuala, Aengus of the Birds,Feachra of the hurtling form, and himWho is the ruler of the Western Host,Finvara, and their Land of Heart's Desire.Where beauty has no ebb, decay no flood,But joy is wisdom, time an endless song.


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B. A. Billingsly

A book is a friend a good book is a good friend. It will talk to you when you want it to talk, and it will keep still when you want it to keep still and there are not many friends who know enough to do that.


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Epicurus

The greater difficulty, the more glory in surmounting it. Skillful pilots gain their reputation from storms and tempests.


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Arthur Koestler

When a person identifies himself with a group his critical faculties are diminished and his passions enhanced by a kind of emotive resonance. The individual is not a killer, the group is, and by identifying with it, the individual becomes one. This is the infernal dialect reflected in man's history.


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John Kenneth Galbraith

If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.


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Kim Hubbard

It's what we learn after we think we know it all that counts.


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Iggy Pop

Nihilism is best done by professionals.


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Lewis Grizzard

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.


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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Give what you have. To someone, it may be better than you dare to think.


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Frank Herbert, Dune

Seek freedom and become captive of your desires, seek discipline and find your liberty.


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William R. Mattox, Jr.

'True love' isn't so much a dreamy feeling that you have as it is an enduring commitment to give sacrificially --even, or perhaps especially, when you don't feel like it.



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