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Chinese Proverb
Do good, reap good; do evil, reap evil.
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W. R. Inge
We tolerate shapes in human beings that would horrify us if we saw them in a horse.
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Robert Frost
Poetry is what gets lost in translation.
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Tina Turner
The real power behind whatever success I have now was something I found within myself - something that's in all of us, I think, a little piece of God just waiting to be discovered.
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
We must use time as a tool, not as a couch.
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William Shakespeare, "Hamlet", Act 5 scene 2
A hit, a very palpable hit.
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Ronald Reagan
The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would steal them away.
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Danish proverb
Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black.
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James Ramsey
Apothegms to thinking minds are the seeds from which spring vast fields of new thought, that may be further cultivated, beautified, and enlarged.
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William Carleton
Strong feelings do not necessarily make a strong character. The strength of a man is to be measured by the power of the feelings he subdues not by the power of those which subdue him.
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Epictetus
Reason is not measured by size or height, but by principle.
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Abba Eban
His ignorance is encyclopedic.
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