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Ralph Waldo Emerson
It seems to me that perfection of means and confusion of goals seems to characterize our age.
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anonymous
Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
I love those who yearn for the impossible.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson, Self Reliance (essay)
...the great man is he who in the midst of the crowd keeps with perfect sweetness, the independence of solitude.
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Ruth Ann Schabaker
Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons.
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Kenneth Hildebrand
Strong lives are motivated by dynamic purposes.
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Charles Luckman
Success is that old ABC -- ability, breaks, and courage.
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Joe Moore
Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on people.
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Confucius, Analects, IV.7
In his errors a man is true to type. Observe the errors and you will know the man.
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Sir Winston Churchill
He looks at foreign affairs through the wrong end of a municipal drainpipe.
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Saint Augustine
You (God) have not only commanded continence, that is, from what things we are to restrain our love, but also justice, that is, on what we are to bestow our love.
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Chinese Proverb
If heaven made him, earth can find some use for him.
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