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James Thurber
It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy.
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Anon.
Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
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Edwin W. Edwards
He's so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
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Georges Bernanos
Hell, Madame, is to love no longer.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Knowledge exists to be imparted.
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Brendan Francis
People who ask our advice almost never take it. Yet we should never refuse to give it, upon request, for it often helps us to see our own way more clearly.
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Herbert Marshall McLuhan
There are no passengers on spaceship earth. We are all crew.
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Loren
Like the herd animals we are, we sniff warily at the strange one among us.
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Jean Louis Rodolphe Agassiz
I cannot afford to waste my time making money.
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Churton Collins
To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.
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Louis Pasteur
Science knows no country, because knowledge belongs to humanity, and is the torch which illuminates the world. Science is the highest personification of the nation because that nation will remain the first which carries the furthest the works of thought and intelligence.
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Greek proverb
A society grows great when old men plant trees in whose shade they know they shall never sit.
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