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Alfred Hitchcock
I never said actors were cattle. I said that actors should be treated like cattle.
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Hyman Rickover
Be ever questioning. Ignorance is not bliss. It is oblivion. You don't go to heaven if you die dumb. Become better informed. Lean from others' mistakes. You could not live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Jeff Meyer
pixel, n.: A mischievous, magical spirit associated with screen displays. The computer industry has frequently borrowed from mythology: Witness the sprites in computer graphics, the demons in artificial intelligence, and the trolls in the marketing department.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
The invariable mark of wisdom is to see the miraculous in the ordinary.
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Clive
To find a fault is easy to do better may be difficult.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus, "Meditations", book 9.
The sinners sins against himself; the wrongdoer wrongs himself, becoming the worse by his own action.
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Eubie
Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind - listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody.
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Orson Scott Card
Among my most prized possessions are the words that I have never spoken.
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Fritz Kunkel
To be mature means to face, and not evade, every fresh crisis that comes.
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Ogden Nash
I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.
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Lawana Blackwell
He had learned over the years that poor people did not feel so poor when allowed to give occasionally.
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Louis Armstrong
What we play is life.
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