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C. Wright Mills
The aim of the college, for the individual student, is to eliminate the need in his life for the college the task is to help him become a self-educating man.
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French Proverb
When one has one's hand full of truth it is not always wise to open it.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson, Essay: Nature
To the body and mind which have been cramped by noxious work or company, nature is medicinal and restores their tone.
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Ambrose Bierce
Absurdity, n. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
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Gerald R. Ford
It can go on and on, or someone must write 'The End' to it. I have concluded that only I can do that. And if I can, I must.
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Juvenal
Two things only the people actually desire bread and circuses.
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Homer
All strangers and beggars are from Zeus, and a gift, though small, is precious.
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Maria Montessori
Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed.
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Richard von Weizscker
Whoever refuses to remember the inhumanity is prone to new risks of infection.
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Abraham Lincoln
Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.
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William Blackstone
Law is the embodiment of the moral sentiment of the people.
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Charles Dickens
Out upon merry Christmas What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer... If I could work my will,' said Scrooge indignantly, 'every idiot who goes about with 'Merry Christmas' upon his lips should be boiled with his won pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should'
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