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Reinhold Niebuhr
There is no cure for the pride of a virtuous nation but pure religion.
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The laws of Manu
Depend not on another, but lean instead on thyself...True happiness is born of self-reliance.
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William Shakespeare
Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.
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Bob Hope
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
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Jim Palmer
The only thing Earl Weaver knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn't hit it.
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Sir Winston Churchill
When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my own country. I make up for lost time when I come home.
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Benjamin Franklin
Lost time is never found again.
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Mignon McLaughlin
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
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Plutarch
The very spring and root of honesty and virtue lie in good education.
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Robert Frost
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
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Seneca
Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body.
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Marcel Proust
Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.
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