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Coco Chanel
Elegance is refusal.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
Pretty much all the honest truth-telling there is in the world is done by children.
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William Butler Yeats
The only business of the head in the world is to bow a ceaseless obeisance to the heart.
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Alfred Hitchcock
Television has brought murder back into the home-- where it belongs.
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Robert R. Coveyou
The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
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La Bruyere
Nothing more clearly show how little God esteems his gift to men of wealth, money, position and other wordly goods, than the way he distributes these, and the sort of men who are most amply provided with them.
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Bob Dole
Life is very important to Americans.
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Author Unknown
Peace may cost as much as war, but it is a better buy.
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Robin Green
The Eagle wasn't always the Eagle. The Eagle, before he became the Eagle, was Yucatangee, the Talker. Yucatangee talked and talked. It talked so much it heard only itself. Not the river, not the wind, not even the Wolf. The Raven came and said The Wolf is hungry. If you stop talking, you'll hear him. The wind too. And when you hear the wind, you'll fly. So he stopped talking. And became its nature, the Eagle. The Eagle soared, and its flight said all it needed to say.
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J. Donald Wlters
Happiness is an attitude of mind, born of the simple determination to be happy under all outward circumstances.
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Edith Ann
I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.
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D. H. Lawrence
Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
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