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Lois McMaster Bujold
I am who I choose to be. I always have been what I chosethough not always what I pleased.
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Klemens Von Metternich
It is useless to close the gates against ideas; they overlap them.
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Abraham Lincoln
If you would win a man to your cause, first convince him that you are his sincere friend.
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Confucius
If language is not correct, then what is said is not what is meant; if what is said is not what is meant, then what must be done remains undone; if this remains undone, morals and art will deteriorate; if justice goes astray, the people will stand about in helpless confusion. Hence there must be no arbitrariness in what is said. This matters above everything.
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Theodore Roosevelt
When I say I believe in a square deal i do not mean ... to give every man the best hand. If the cards do not come to any man, or if they do come, and he has not got the power to play them, that is his affair. All I mean is that there shall be no crookedness in the dealing.
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Albert Schweitzer
Grow into your ideals so that life cannot rob you of them.
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Chinese Proverb
Habits are cobwebs at first; cables at last.
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Samuel Ullman
Years wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.
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William Blake
The weak in courage is strong in cunning.
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Wendell Berry
To cherish what remains of the Earth and to foster its renewal is our only legitimate hope of survival.
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Omar Khayym
The Moving Finger writes and, having writ, Moves on nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line, Nor all your Tears wash out a Word of it.
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Federico Fellini, 8 1/2
Honesty is being able to tell the truth without hurting anyone.
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