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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

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Battaille

For academic men to be happy, the universe would have to take shape. All of philosophy has no other goal: it is a matter of giving a frock coat to what is, a mathematical frock coat. On the other hand, affirming that the universe resembles nothing and is only formless amounts to saying that the universe is something like a spider or spit.


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Real Live Preacher

You can't love anyone until you understand that you can't love everyone.


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Lionel Trilling, The Liberal Imagination (1950)

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy.


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Lois McMaster Bujold

Adversity does teach who your real friends are.


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Ausonius

If you are a terror to many, then beware of many.


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Alfred, Lord Tennyson

...For the unquiet heart and brain, A use in measured language lies.


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Unknown

Practice Random Acts of Kindness and Senseless Beauty.


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Malcolm Stevenson Forbes

When you cease to dream you cease to live.


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Sir Winston Churchill

I cannot pretend to feel impartial about colours. I rejoice with the brilliant ones and am genuinely sorry for the poor browns.


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Frank Herbert, Dune (Reverend Mother Mohiam)

The mystery of life isn’t a problem to solve, but a reality to experience.


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Edith Nesbitt

It is wonderful how quickly you get used to things, even the most astonishing.


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John Lennon

Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted.



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