Louisa May Alcott

I like to help women help themselves, as that is, in my opinion, the best way to settle the woman question. Whatever we can do and do well we have a right to, and I don't think any one will deny us.

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Fred Allen

Do we really deserve top billing?

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Thomas B. Macaulay

It is possible to be below flattery as well as above it.

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Dick Allen

If a cow can't eat it, I don't want to play on it.

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Oscar Wilde

Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.

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Shana Alexander

We strain to renew our capacity for wonder, to shock ourselves into astonishment once again.

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Elbert Hubbard

Life is just one damned thing after another.

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George Santayana

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument its function is to make the worse appear the better.

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Hugh Elliott

Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in the ass thats somehow connected to birth.

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Elbert Hubbard

I would rather be able to appreciate things I can not have than to have things I am not able to appreciate.

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E. B. White

Weather is a great bluffer. I guess the same is true of our human society -- things can look dark, then a break shows in the clouds, and all is changed.

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Karl Popper

Philosophers should consider the fact that the greatest happiness principle can easily be made an excuse for a benevolent dictatorship. We should replace it by a more modest and more realistic principle - the principle that the fight against avoidable misery should be a recognized aim of public policy, while the increase of happiness should be left, in the main, to private initiative.

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