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Confidence in nonsense is a requirement for the creative process.
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Alvin Toffler
Man has a limited biological capacity for change. When this capacity is overwhelmed, the capacity is in future shock.
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C. H. Parkhurst
All great discoveries are made by men whose feelings run ahead of their thinking.
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Roosevelt, Eleanor
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
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Havelock Ellis
What we call progress is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
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Marya Mannes
All really great lovers are articulate, and verbal seduction is the surest road to actual seduction.
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Winston Churchill
Too often the strong silent man is silent because he does not know what to say, and is reputed strong only because he has remained silent.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.
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William Osler
We are here to add what we can to life, not to get what we can from it.
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Carl Van Vechten
There are two kinds of people in this world, those who long to be understood and those who long to be misunderstood. It is the irony of life that neither is gratified.
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Major Rudolph Hoss, Auschwitz Gate
Arbeit macht frei. (Work sets you free).
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William Shakespeare
Your face is a book, where men may read strange matters.
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