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Franklin D. Roosevelt
The hopes of the Republic cannot forever tolerate either undeserved poverty or self-serving wealth.
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Kahlil Gibran, The Prophet
And in the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter and the sharing of pleasures. For in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed.
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Edmund Wilson
There is nothing more demoralizing than a small but adequate income.
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Thomas Babington Macaulay, 1850
I have seen the hippopotamus, both asleep and awake; and I can assure you that, awake or asleep, he is the ugliest of the works of God.
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B. F. Skinner
Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten.
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Allan Bloom
Education is the movement from darkness to light.
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Ecclesiastes 92 Bible
All things come alike to all there is one event to the righteous and to the wicked.
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Pericles
Trees, though they are cut and lopped, grow up again quickly, but if men are destroyed, it is not easy to get them again.
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Alexander Smith
It is not so much consequence what you say, as how you say it. Memorable sentences are memorable, on account of some single irradiating word.
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Hardy D. Jackson
Above all be true to yourself, and if you can not put your heart in it, take yourself out of it.
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Marcus Aelius Aurelius
The art of living is more like that of wrestling than of dancing the main thing is to stand firm and be ready for an unseen attack.
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R. W. Alger
Apothegms are portable wisdom, the quintessential extracts of thought and feelings.
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