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John F Kennedy
And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country.
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Greek Proverb
To deceive a diplomat speak the truth, he has no experience with it.
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Unknown
Family means too much, Friends are too valuable, And life is too short, To put-off sharing with people, How much they really mean to you, And pursuing whatever it is that makes you happy.
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A. C. Benson
I am sure it is one's duty as a teacher to try to show boys that no opinions, no tastes, no emotions are worth much unless they are one's own. I suffered acutely as a boy from the lack of being shown this.
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William Arthur Ward
A true friend knows your weaknesses but shows you your strengths feels your fears but fortifies your faith sees your anxieties but frees your spirit recognizes your disabilities but emphasizes your possibilities.
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G. K. Chesterton
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
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Woodrow Wilson
Once lead this people into war and they will forget there ever was such a thing as tolerance.
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William Blake
Thy friendship oft has made my heart to ache do be my enemy--for friendship's sake.
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Montesquieu
There is no one, says another, whom fortune does not visit once in his life; but when she does not find him ready to receive her, she walks in at the door, and flies out at the window.
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Lawrence of Arabia, Seven Pillars of Wisdom, Suppressed introductory chapter, first published 1939, Penguin edition p. 23
All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible.
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Aristotle
I have gained this by philosophy that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law.
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Freeman John Dyson
Technology is a gift of God. After the gift of life it is perhaps the greatest of God's gifts. It is the mother of civilizations, of arts and of sciences.
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