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Robert Francis Kennedy
The American temptation is to believe that foreign policy is a subdivision of psychiatry.
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Warren Buffett
In the business world, the rearview mirror is always clearer than the windshield.
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Malcolm X
You can't separate peace from freedom because no one can be at peace unless he has his freedom.
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James Webb
Where principle is involved, be deaf to expediency.
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Isaiah 5812 Bible
Thou shalt raise up the foundations of many generations, and thou shalt be called, the repairer of the breach, the restorer of paths to dwell in.
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James Truslow Adams
There are obviously two educations. One should teach us how to make a living and the other how to live.
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Oliver Herford
Cat a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
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Edgar Allen Poe
Some things are so completely ludicrous that a man must laugh or die. To die laughing must be the most glorious of all glorious deaths!
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Robert L. Schwartz
The entrepreneur is essentially a visualizer and an actualizer... He can visualize something, and when he visualizes it he sees exactly how to make it happen.
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Steven Wright
Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
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Will Rogers
Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
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Edward Teller
Two paradoxes are better than one; they may even suggest a solution.
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