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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

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Author Unknown

The shortest answer is the doing the thing.


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Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from.


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Charles M. Schulz, Charlie Brown in "Peanuts"

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.


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Italian Proverb

It is not enough to aim you must hit.


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John Van de Kamp

If we can ... get them to understand that saying 'no' to drugs is rebelling against their parents and the generations of the past, we'd make it an enormous success.


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Mario Andretti

I recognize my limits but when I look around I realise I am not living exactly in a world of giants.


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Edward Hoagland

The question of whether it's God's green earth is not at center stage, except in the sense that if so, one is reminded with some regularity that He may be dying.


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Isak Dinesen

Love, with very young people, is a heartless business. We drink at that age from thirst, or to get drunk it is only later in life that we occupy ourselves with the individuality of our wine.


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Napoleon Hill

If your imagination leads you to understand how quickly people grant your requests when those requests appeal to their self-interest, you can have practically anything you go after.


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Ambrose Bierce

Cabbage A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.


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Alcuin

The voice of the people is the voice of God. (Vox Populi, Vox Dei)


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George Bernard Shaw

If the lesser mind could measure the greater as a footrule can measure a pyramid, there would be finality in universal suffrage. As it is, the political problem remains unsolved.



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