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George Santayana
The Soul is the voice of the body's interests.
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Fran Lebowitz
If you are truly serious about preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract -- teach him to deduct.
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Elias Canetti
Adults find pleasure in deceiving a child. They consider it necessary, but they also enjoy it. The children very quickly figure it out and then practice deception themselves.
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H Hahn Blavatsky
Desire nothing, Chafe not at fate, nor at Nature's changeless laws. But struggle only with the personal, the transitory, the evanescent and the perishable.
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Herman Melville
Life's a voyage that's homeward bound.
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Richard Buckminster Fuller
When I'm working on a problem, I never think about beauty. I think only how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
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Elizabeth II
I declare before you all that my whole life, whether it be long or short, shall be devoted to your service and the service of our great imperial family to which we all belong.
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Henry Adams, The Education of Henry Adams
A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.
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English Proverb
Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.
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Friedrich Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human
No one now dies of fatal truths; there are too many antidotes to them.
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Buddha
Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without.
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Abigail Van Buren in reply to the question: "Why do Jews always answer a question with a question?"
How should they answer?
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